hello bitches.

JESSICA. 20. CA.

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catcocoa:

how is this town real

(via anyway2020)

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via teenytigress)

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via glitterandnightmares)

averypottermormon:

hopegenevieve:

Girls on their period be like

a gif for everything

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via anyway2020)

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via therawfactor)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Speechless
4gifs:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong. They were fine.

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

(Source: blondiepoison)

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.